JOSH SCOTT is the founder and chief dork at JHS PEDALS out of Kansas City, MO, and host of THE JHS SHOW on Youtube. Reportedly, he was born in a barn near some horses and never had any toys. Josh regularly champions the preservation of the history of guitar, be it pedals or batteries or Rhett Shulls famously bad slide guitar tone, and has amassed what most believe to be the largest collection of guitar pedals in the world (based on sheer quantity and not necessarily quality).

DANIEL DANGER is an illustrator, printmaker, and musician living in the woods of Massachusetts, creating silkscreened concert posters for some of the biggest acts in music, as well as gallery shows of personal work and no nonsense grilled cheese sandwiches. Daniel has toured the world in various bands for 25 years and has a stack of records under his belt that have all sold poorly to modestly. Daniel is the archivist of Electro-Harmonix, having likely the largest collection of EHX pedals, ephemera, and perma-moist boxes in the world. His overall pedal collection is not as large as Josh’s but many would argue its more quality than quantity and that’s whats important.

KELSEY WHITE is the only one of us who knows how to write a complete sentence. She will fill this out further later.